Table of Contents

1. Start At The Start

  • Hello1
  • Don't Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before5
  • I Hope This Book Isn't The First Symptom Of A Brain Tumour8
  • Fear Of Robots10
  • Laughing Matters13
  • What Is Comedy?14

2. Not Funny

  • A Kick In The Balls17
  • Plato's Ideal Cave Of Comedy18
  • The Higgs-Boson Of Punchlines21
  • A Joke By Any Other Name25
  • Butterflies28
  • Stand Up Would Be So Much Easier If I Could Just Tickle You29
  • Sincerity32
  • Monkeys Who Can't Find The Remote36
  • Surprise!40
  • The Alpha Comedian (read online) 43
  • Thinking Inside The Box53
  • Survival Of The Funniest59
  • Two Plus Two Equals Funny66
  • The Comedy Savant68

3. The Brain

  • Let's All Just Agree It's Amazing72
  • Making Up Your Mind74
  • Patterns Of Behaviour75
  • The Stars Of The Show77
  • Plasticity82
  • Survival Of The Connected87
  • Quick Thinking91
  • Memory94
  • Colouring Outside The Lines97
  • Speaking Generally About The Brain105
  • Review107

4. Humour

  • Goldilocks And The Three Jokes108
  • Inside The Black Box116
  • Sense Of Humour123
  • Surprise! ... Again128
  • It's Never The Same River Twice130
  • Patterns Of Patterns Of Patterns Of...131
  • I Don't Get It137
  • But... Why?140
  • Don't Stand So Close To Me145
  • Gotta Get Me Some Of That148
  • He Who Laughs Last153
  • With Great Comedy Comes Great Responsibility155
  • Our Brains Get Along Better Than We Do157
  • Truthiness161
  • Back Up A Sec163
  • The Offensive Cart Before The Unfunny Horse167
  • Fuck172
  • Comedic Uranium177
  • Giggling At Funerals180
  • Roots184
  • A Little More Than 5 Words189

5. Timing

  • Are We There Yet?192
  • Microtiming (read online) 193
  • Mesotiming196
  • Callbacks198
  • Open Mikes And The Myth Of The Long Set Up201
  • Always Leave Them Wanting More207
  • Comedian Hell212
  • Macrotiming216
  • Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time217
  • Timeless Jokes221
  • Another Term For "Not Funny Anymore"225
  • Zeitgeist (read online) 231
  • And Now, The News239

6. The Comedian

  • What Makes A Good Comedian?243
  • The Perfect Comedian249
  • Friend Funny Versus Stage Funny251
  • Hack Humour253
  • Two Types Of People Walk Into A Place And Say A Thing255
  • What If Richard Pryor Was From The Suburbs?258
  • Women265
  • Zaniness271
  • The Outsider274
  • The Worst Comedian I Have Ever Seen276
  • Irony281
  • Cheesiness287
  • You Can't Blame The Audience291

7. The Audience

  • The Stepford Audience295
  • Improv300
  • You Can't Make Me Laugh304
  • Please, Have Another Drink309
  • Hecklers312
  • The Rarely Seen Heckler In Japan318
  • Five Minutes Of Grace321
  • Eureka!326
  • You Had To Be There328

8. Playing With The Idea

  • The Perfect Joke331
  • A Finite Number Of Jokes In The Universe?334
  • A Computer That Can Be Programmed To Tell Jokes338
  • Will Aliens Have A Sense Of Humour?341
  • Would Comedy Exist In Utopia?345
  • Making You Laugh... With Science!350

9. How To Be Funny

  • The Bottom Line354
  • Connoisseurs Of Comedy357
  • Kings Of Comedy364
  • How To Be Funny With Your Friends366
  • How To Learn371
  • Knowing What Works378
  • It's All In The Delivery...?383
  • New Audiences For Old Jokes385
  • How To Be Good At Improv389
  • Being Boring, Improv Style396
  • The Comedian You Want To Be And The Comedian You Are400
  • Comedians Need You More Than You Know405
  • How To Be Funny412

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